Guide to married life

This is really a manipulation of some interesting quips on marriage, nothing original

• Before marriage you might feel incomplete, remember that after marriage you are finished
• You might think marriage interferes with romance and you would be correct. Your wife is bound to interfere any time you have a romance ;)
• In any argument there are two ways you can choose. Your wife’s way or the highway
• In any marriage there is lots of give and take. You better give it to your wife , else she is going to take it anyway
• Do you know of a faster way to transfer funds than electronic banking ? Sure, it is called marriage !!
• "I'll never let go Jack, I'll never let go." says Rose in Titanic. Several seconds later, poor little Jack sinks to the bottom of the Atlantic... [ I love this one :)) ]
• Your wife will work tirelessly to change you, then she will complain that you are the not the same person anymore
• Four most important words in marriage “I’ll do the dishes”. You can replace dishes with cooking , laundry or cleaning :)
• Your marriage is in trouble if your wife says, ‘You’re only interested in one thing,’ and you can’t remember what it is
• Research has conclusively proven that the biggest cause of divorce is marriage