Friday, March 6, 2009

Guide to married life

This is really a manipulation of some interesting quips on marriage, nothing original

  • Before marriage you might feel incomplete, remember that after marriage you are finished
  • You might think marriage interferes with romance and you would be correct. Your wife is bound to interfere any time you have a romance ;)
  • In any argument there are two ways you can choose. Your wife’s way or the highway
  • In any marriage there is lots of give and take. You better give it to your wife , else she is going to take it anyway
  • Do you know of a faster way to transfer funds than electronic banking ? Sure, it is called marriage !!
  • "I'll never let go Jack, I'll never let go." says Rose in Titanic. Several seconds later, poor little Jack sinks to the bottom of the Atlantic... [ I love this one :)) ]
  • Your wife will work tirelessly to change you, then she will complain that you are the not the same person anymore
  • Four most important words in marriage “I’ll do the dishes”. You can replace dishes with cooking , laundry or cleaning :)
  • Your marriage is in trouble if your wife says, ‘You’re only interested in one thing,’ and you can’t remember what it is
  • Research has conclusively proven that the biggest cause of divorce is marriage


Niche Affiliate Marketing said...

This was a good read. I'm getting married soon. Keep those random thoughts coming.

P.S. I'm Punjabi and Punjabi weddings don't suck. You south Indians just need to learn to have fun and dance more.

Pradeep V said...

Never said they suck, I thoroughly enjoyed the one that I attended. My only negative points regarding the wedding was that (a) An awful amount of money is spent on it (b) Utter disregard for timeliness