Monday, December 14, 2009

And then there are days …


Days in which I continue to question my existence. Yesterday and today have been such days.

Better ones to follow soon, I am sure. Right now tough to see from where ……

Metaphorical nonsense


Writing badly can be elevated to an art as is demonstrated at How to write badly well

Read this example :

“Seeing the lie of the land and bracing for impact, I stepped up to the plate and prepared to eat my words. In the hollow blankness of the auditorium, my creaking cough thundered like a volcano going off, a single pistol-shot in the echoing cavern of expectation before me.

’So,’ I said, my throat as dry as my wit, which was as sharp as my tone, ‘we seem to have reached a fork in the garden path you’ve been leading me up like a lamb to the slaughter. A turning point of no return, you might say.’

I knew that this would hardly be a ground-breaking barnstormer of a speech, but so far, it was going down like the stock value of a lead balloon manufacturer. The silence that followed was as long as a freight train, as deep as a philosophy textbook and as uncomfortable as this analogy”

Sunday, December 13, 2009

Good one


Seen on the rear glass of a Reva car “Emission Impossible”

Who says creativity is dying ? :-)

Thursday, December 3, 2009

Different version of beards


Keep watching this space for different versions of my beard

Update on December 4th, Friday

“Zappa” Pradeep
Picture 17

Here is Pradeep “Van Dyke”
 Picture 13

Followed by a Pradeep “Fu Manchu” [with a vertical moustache variation]
Picture 15

What is next now ? Stay tuned :-)